MY SINGER.
I am planning on getting a little sleep here in a few, and then get up tomorrow and watch Football, and make clothes, I guarantee that you don’t read that sentence much on Blogs…
TRAVI$ Rule 3: If the COWBOYS don’t win the Super Bowl this year, I will never watch another Fuckin’ Game.
I am a Cowboys Fan, but I do not refer to “US” and mean the team, for example, I don’t say “I don’t know what the hell we’re doing, picking Julius Jones, instead of Stephen Jackson!” or “Fuck, it’s holdin’ on US!” or my all-time super-fan 99 shit is…“Even I know what we’re doing wrong and it’s up to US to fix it!”
TRAVI$ Rule 4: If you refer to the team you support as US or WE, you are officially ReTarDed, regardless of the league or sport; and regardless of your religion, nationality, or paid-endorsement.
No dumbass dude at home or drunk at the game or in a bar, with the t-shirt on and the hat and the jersey ON too, and the pit stains, and cigar is going to ever have anything to say except Ruuuunnnnn or OoooHhhhhh!… You are not part of the team, and you don’t know anything about what they’re doing wrong or what they need to fix, You don’t understand the internet… or how you ended up with more hair on your back than on your head…or how the zone defense really works ; so I doubt you really can enlighten me on the intricacies of the salary cap… You know why, because none of these idiots…these Super-Fans, with the painted face, ever have played or coached or anything ….they play Madden on PS3 or Xbox… they listen to guys talk about triple coverage…and they Parrot it, But they don’t cash a check that has Jerry Jones signature on it, do they, NO they work at some cubicle or out on a jobsite, or some other meanial shit job, and live and die with a team that they know nothing about, never have met etc, and if they did the player/coach etc would think they are a dumbass fan and that they would tolerate them by humming a song in their head about fucking your wife as they nod and say “Yeah dog…” to your stammering of “I like the way you play….” I was at a Pro Game one time the last time in fact…And the couple that we bought the extra two endzone seats from were nice, and sold them at face value..and the Old dude stood and yelled and hollered and cried and screamed, and his old lady read a fuckin’ book the entire ballgame, which Houston was winning until the last play of the game which coincidentally was a record braking FG to clinch it for the Colts… These guys bought season tickets, and He doesn’t have a clue and she is nose-deep in Danielle Steele, like its Cocaine and she’s Rick James… THAT is The NFL FAN, that is all Fans mostly… in all sports Dumbasses or kinda weird, after I coached and played etc, I never did watch the game the same, and I guess it wasn’t fun it was a job… I watch it now.. and, I will be watching tomorrow, they should beat the Browns…I think
SO, I hope they do well, and I hope they win, and I still promise that I will watch them this year, at least the games I can because I live on the West Coast…BUT if they don’t win this year after the last two years ‘ B.S. I will never Watch another ballgame. Mark it Down.
And Mr. Jerry Jones, if You’re out there, my sis says Hi, Said you were very Nice as well as your wife… She met you both this past Summer at The Beverly Hills Hotel….Wish more folks were like you she said it was a pleasure getting to know you, and spoke extremely Highly of you, but I am serious about the Lombardi Trophy….I know you are TOO. ITS BEEN AWHILE SINCE 1996!!!!
On another Note, I actually heard from an old friend today too, and he is back in the Mid-West pursuing a college degree in Architecture, and I am happy for him. He seems like he really is headed in the right direction, and He sounds good, and I hope we get to meet up later this fall, maybe in Europe…. Go get them B.M.O.C ZACH.
I guess I am going to turn in… Oh and I just registered to Vote, 1st time I am voting for President, I am 30, I never have had a guy that I really thought was going to do something for me… I hope Obama doesn’t Fuck this Up… I’m Voting for him. I just can’t imagine another four years of this shit… Get out there and VOTE. Zach, Ohio is going to be a battle ground state, go vote dude.
I WILL SEE YA TOMORROW NITE.
PEACE-
TRAVI$
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